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theroself:

sosa-parks:

Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes

the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm

the guilt as you quietly look away

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

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skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

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Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s your own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.”
– patriarchy proverb (via whitedrunkgirls)

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columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

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crrocs:

crrocs:

Facts about me:

I like 2 eat
I like money
I am poor
I am annoying
Nice

I am shrek fan
I have all the merchandise

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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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Seventeen seems like the perfect age. Not naive like sixteen. Not feeling the pressures of daunting adulthood like eighteen. Just plain and simple, seventeen.”
– seventeen | #5 (via avenue)

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eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

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